South Campus is Done!
After years of waiting, the South Campus is finally complete! Through consistent and dedicated planning with the Oakland City Council…
Bruneau’s Bitterness
After being consistently undermined, undervalued, and forced to flip slides during every assembly, co-president Alexander Bruneau has created plans to…
VonK and Harper never retired!
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Project-Based Learning in Action: Econ Student Opens Betting Ring
In our increasingly digital world, one phenomenon has become increasingly popular, especially among high school students: sports betting. With every…
The Pop Quiz Revolt
In a shocking turn of events, students of the School have staged a pop quiz uprising against Honors Teacher Biology…
PE Requirement is Real: Halted Graduation
In a recent set of events, students (seniors in particular) at the School have gone into shock after hearing from…
Neighbors Pity Seniors, Give up Driveways!
On April 1st, 2024, a group of neighbors decided to give their driveways to seniors, so they did not have…
What in the Wattpad???: Physics Duo vonK and Harper Retire to Elope
As many students know, physics teachers Owen Von Kugelgen and Chris Harper have worked at the School for a combined…
South Campus Project Goes South: Canceled Due to Haunting
In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, School officials revealed that their long-awaited South Campus project will…