Dr. David “Lil’ Dave” Enelow Retires Early After 107 Years
After 107 years of rapping The Canterbury Tales, making obscure literary references, and reciting various books from memory, English teacher…
Physics Duo vonK and Harper Retire to Elope: What in the Wattpad???
As many students know, physics teachers Owen von Kugelgen and Chris Harper have worked at the School for a combined…
[Twelfth Grade] Spring Sports Season Update
Students – This is an email to update you on all of the things that have been happening during the…
A Senior’s High School Advice Guide: Head-Royce Edition
As I’m nearing my last weeks of high school, I wanted to impart some sage, tried-and-true advice to everyone about…
Educators Exposed: Teachers Caught Red-handed
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Hayden Thompson Takes Over the School, Then the World
Most people know Senior Hayden Thompson as a kind-hearted school president and a renowned leader of Expos, but over the…
🦆Odd-Duck Teachers’ Wacky Hobbies🦆
Hobbies, hobbies, hobbies. We all have them. Some of us like to draw, others play video games, and some even…
Head-Royce Baseball Makes Astounding Comeback, Fans in Disbelief
This just in: after a multiple-year-long losing streak, the School’s baseball team finally won their first game. It’s the underdog…
VonK Returns to Lacrosse
Owen von Kugelgen stepped in to save the Head-Royce men’s lacrosse team, as they were short many players. They were…
Passive-Aggressive Zoom Senior: A Day in the Life
8:59 a.m. Awake to morning alarm: it’s a bright and morally sound day. See that my mother forgot to leave…