Physics Duo vonK and Harper Retire to Elope: What in the Wattpad???
As many students know, physics teachers Owen von Kugelgen and Chris Harper have worked at the School for a combined…
Dr. David “Lil’ Dave” Enelow Retires Early After 107 Years
After 107 years of rapping The Canterbury Tales, making obscure literary references, and reciting various books from memory, English teacher…
South Campus Project Goes South: Canceled Due to Haunting
In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, School officials revealed that their long-awaited South Campus project will…
🦆Odd-Duck Teachers’ Wacky Hobbies🦆
Hobbies, hobbies, hobbies. We all have them. Some of us like to draw, others play video games, and some even…
Hayden Thompson Takes Over the School, Then the World
Most people know Senior Hayden Thompson as a kind-hearted school president and a renowned leader of Expos, but over the…
Educators Exposed: Teachers Caught Red-handed
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A Senior’s High School Advice Guide: Head-Royce Edition
As I’m nearing my last weeks of high school, I wanted to impart some sage, tried-and-true advice to everyone about…
Unfolding Head-Royce’s Costume Department
There is one aspect of theater that brings character, personality, quality of movement, and more; this is costuming. Andie Patterson…
Students Celebrate Spring Holidays
Celebrating in March March is a time of celebration, as many cultures, communities, and religions around the world observe holidays…
School Vandalism: Reflection of School Culture?
When students first heard about the vandalism of the School’s bathrooms, there was shock, confusion, and laughter that something so…